urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via sniffing)

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My own coolness is too much. I can’t handle the cool

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My own coolness is too much. I can’t handle the cool

mapachebolador:

Devil cracked the earthly shell
Foretold she was the one
Blew hope into the room and said:
"You have to live before you die young"

 

Guys, I’m doing  free portrait requests for anyone that asks. These are a few of my previous sketches. You can choose whether you want a caricature or a realistic portrait. It can be of you or anyone you like. I’m doing everyone’s, so just message me on here or through my Facebook art page! All the rest of my sketches are on my Facebook page :3 https://www.facebook.com/TaylasArt?ref=aymt_homepage_panel

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Guys, I’m doing  free portrait requests for anyone that asks. These are a few of my previous sketches. You can choose whether you want a caricature or a realistic portrait. It can be of you or anyone you like. I’m doing everyone’s, so just message me on here or through my Facebook art page! All the rest of my sketches are on my Facebook page :3 https://www.facebook.com/TaylasArt?ref=aymt_homepage_panel

phildesignart:

The soap dispenser at my work is inappropriate. 

(via sniffing)

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phildesignart:

The soap dispenser at my work is inappropriate. 

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

mitten:

what if u heard a specific word and u had an orgasm so like if someone said pancake u would just have an orgasm 

That would make it a lot easier for our partners

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glitcch:

glitcch:

homicide victim with 17 stab wounds

why did this post get so much attention last night wtf?

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glitcch:

glitcch:

homicide victim with 17 stab wounds

why did this post get so much attention last night wtf?

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