(via sniffing)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via fake-mermaid)

I am so ANGRY so have a screenshot of my Skype call a couple of nights ago

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I am so ANGRY so have a screenshot of my Skype call a couple of nights ago

Send me a color

calibore:

Scarlet - I like you.

Teal - I’d date you.

Red - I love you

Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.

Yellow - You’re amazing.

Purple - I miss you.

Blue - I want to meet you.

Lilac - You’re cool.

Brown - I don’t like you.

Green - I like your tumblr.

Black - I hate you

White - Delete your tumblr.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype

(via puppetofcthulhu)

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

(via troyesivan)

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rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

(via troyesivan)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via kurticusmaximus)

So I trapped my parents in the cupboard and yelled “7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN!”. I think mum misses her young years.

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So I trapped my parents in the cupboard and yelled “7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN!”. I think mum misses her young years.

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

(Source: biblicalfag, via sniffing)

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infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

(Source: biblicalfag, via sniffing)

(via sniffing)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via sniffing)